Jonathan & I have been entertaining the thought of working out (again). We have a little gym right up the road from us that we’ve joined a few times (actually it’s a gym/tanning salon/video rental – go figure). They keep closing the place down, opening back up, selling the place . . . so we decided to invest in some gym equipment for the house. No more membership fees (every time they decide to close or sell) or finding equipment in this gym that actually works. We could have the convenience of working out in our home without having to leave or lock the dogs up, and we can wear our PJ’s if we want (that was Jonathan’s thinking).
We have a classifieds here at Southern Company, and you can find all kinds of things on it. It’s just like looking in the paper except it’s for So.Co. and the Southern power companies only. An Engineer on my floor had a home gym for sell that I came across on our classifieds. After looking at some photos and chatting with him about it, Jonathan & I decided to buy it, along with a treadmill that I had been debating on. Friday night we picked the treadmill up from the store and three hours later (poor Jonathan), it was ready to rock!
Sunday, we headed to 280 to pick up our gym.
(It’s important that you know I wore my brand new Yellow Box shoes while we were out.)
We have a classifieds here at Southern Company, and you can find all kinds of things on it. It’s just like looking in the paper except it’s for So.Co. and the Southern power companies only. An Engineer on my floor had a home gym for sell that I came across on our classifieds. After looking at some photos and chatting with him about it, Jonathan & I decided to buy it, along with a treadmill that I had been debating on. Friday night we picked the treadmill up from the store and three hours later (poor Jonathan), it was ready to rock!
Sunday, we headed to 280 to pick up our gym.
(It’s important that you know I wore my brand new Yellow Box shoes while we were out.)
Not sure on the exact size of this thing, we ended up taking both vehicles. We arrived at their house and loaded this bad boy up in the back of my Expedition. It fit!!!! The guy we bought it from offered to take it apart in chunks so it would be easier to load and transport. That was really nice of him! He even labeled how and where everything went back together! I thought Jonathan was going to hug him!
On our way back home, I suggested to Jonathan that we stop at Johnny Rockets and eat lunch. This is his FAVORITE place to eat a burger, so he was all kinds of excited! A home gym and Johnny Rockets!
After eating, we head on to the house. I had to run by Walmart so Jonathan went on. As I turn on our road and pass the gate to the horse pasture, something in my rear-view mirror catches my eye. It’s a dog . . . running . . . running towards my truck. The dog gets closer. It’s a lab! It’s chocolate! IT’S DUKE!!!!!!!! WHAT THA!?!?!?!
I pull in the drive, throw my truck in park and jump out. Course he comes running right up to me.
I call Jonathan . . . “Uhhh, can you come out to the front – I have Duke!”
Jonathan – “Huh!?”
Me – “I HAVE DUKE! Bring his collar!”
Jonathan comes out the front door and says “How’d he get out here?”
Now . . . MANY things could’ve came out of my mouth along with some eye rolling, BUT I said “Honey, I don’t know.” So after getting him back in the house, we walk around to the fence to investigate. Our fence butts up against the horse fence, and as I pointed out after the fence was put up, with enough force the horse fence can be pushed and the dogs COULD work their way out . . . but I’m a woman and I was outnumbered by two men therefore I have NOOOOO idea what I’m talking about! Anyone want to guess how Duke got out? HAHAHAHA
So, my sweet-wonderful husband heads to the garage to find a board. While nailing that board to both of the fences he calls me outside to show me all the hair that Duke is probably missing from sliding his big ol’ self thru that opening. HeeHee
We decided to unload the gym at the front door since it’s going in one of the rooms there. Duke & Tyson are both in the back yard watching at the screen door as we make several trips in and out of the house. We get everything unloaded, put my seats back up and Jonathan pulls my truck in the garage. Instead of going back in the house thru the front door – that’s standing WIDE OPEN (this will be key here in a few minutes) – we go in thru the garage. Jonathan then gives me the “go-ahead” to let the dogs in; they’re standing at the screen door just waiting to take off. I told Jonathan “they must be ready to eat” because they seemed so anxious to come in . . . little did I know . . .
I open the screen door and they busted thru like the running of the bulls. Anything that involves them taking off like that always seems to happen in slow motion (for me). It was like trying to catch something breakable that’s valuable and irreplaceable, you jump from your feet like you’re at the START line of a race. I remember seeing Duke and Tyson clear the four brick steps that lead to our front door as they STARTED their leap while still in the hallway of our house! I “thought” I was seconds behind them but apparently I lost time while I was still standing at the screen door in a daze that Duke was actually out running Tyson. I yell at Jonathan “THE FRONT DOOR!!!!!!!!” and I too, clear the four brick steps. I make it half way down the driveway when Jonathan comes running out. He runs back in (to get his keys and leashes) and I can hear all these dogs barking and going crazy right down the road so I take of running towards the commotion. Remember when I said it was important for me to tell you that I was wearing my new Yellow Box shoes . . . I still have those on while the 3-Ring Circus is performing.
(Note – for those of you that read about my 8 second ride – I’m now running in the opposite direction)
I’m hollering “DUKE!” “TYSON!”
I’m now sprinting (in my Y.B. shoes) and my vision is starting to be impaired from breathing so hard. I see headlights coming up from behind me . . . It’s Jonathan. He flies by me and is obviously gaining a little more ground than me, so I slow down and try to catch my breath. My legs are starting to have spasms and feel like Jell-O. I stop, lean down and put my hands on my knees. I see headlights coming towards me now. Still holding myself up on my knees, Jonathan comes driving up with the back windows down and I see two heads pop out, ears and tongues flapping in the wind. He stops beside me where I’m able to see both Duke & Tyson standing in the back seat with both of their heads hanging out the window and their tails wagging 90-to-nothing! I can’t even make words come out of my mouth I’m so exhausted, when I hear my husband say “You want a ride back to the house!?”
I slowly walk to the back of his truck, climbed up on the tailgate and gave him a thumbs-up. By 9:00 Sunday night, we had the gym put together.
I was afraid that after running in those shoes that my feet were going to be killing me, but they actually felt fine. Would’ve made an ideal commercial for Yellow Box shoes!
Love Bunches ~
Jonathan & April
Duke (Inmate No. 754236) & Tyson (Inmate No. 754237)

































